Monday, January 30, 2012

Introducing NickMom: Your Daily Dose Of Laughs To Keep You Sane!




Women lose a lot of things when they become moms — dignity, hair, time to bathe — but the worst one is logic.


9. “I can tell when you’re lying! So tell me: are you lying?”
8. “Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about.”
7. “You’re full? Then eat the rest of your broccoli!”
6. “STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD.”
5. “I don’t want to repeat myself. But let me repeat myself.”
4. “It’s not good enough just to think it. You have to do it. Give THAT some thought.”
3. “There are people starving in Africa. Now finish your dinner.”
2. “Be quiet and tell me what’s going on out there!”
1. “I know you don’t want to go out and play. So go out and play.”


You will find a funny Top 9 List daily at NickMom.com

(Received the above information via email from NickMom.)

1 comment:

  1. Those are funny.
    following you from WBC. http://kati-saves.blogspot.com/

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